Fran Kranz credited as playing...
College Student
- College Student: [dissecting poop] Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper.
- Dennis Reynolds: Alright, well now we're gettin' somewhere. Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?
- Charlie Kelly: It's gonna go both ways dude, sorry.
- Dennis Reynolds: Really?
- Charlie Kelly: Yeah, what else? What else?
- College Student: This appears to be a piece of a credit card.
- Frank Reynolds: Inconclusive.
- Dennis Reynolds: How is that not specific to one of you?
- Charlie Kelly: I wish it was man, but that's inconclusive.
- College Student: Oh boy, there's a good deal of blood in this stool. Whoever's it is should see a doctor.
- Charlie Kelly: Well, don't give us judgements, just tell us what's in there. What's in there, what else?
- College Student: Is this wolf hair?
- Frank Reynolds: Also inconclusive.
- Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ!