Eileen Fogarty credited as playing...
Female Bank Clerk
- Female Bank Clerk: All right. And what is the reason you're requesting a loan today?
- Mac: Wait for it. Gasoline.
- Female Bank Clerk: Excuse me?
- Mac: Don't rush me.
- Dennis Reynolds: Don't rush him.
- Mac: Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan. You give us a shitload of money, we buy a shitload of gasoline. We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline, and make a shitload of profit.
- Female Bank Clerk: Gentlemen, we tend to give loans to businesses, not, um...
- Mac: She's not getting it. Get the graph.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh yeah, the graph.
- Mac: We have a graph.
- Dennis Reynolds: [holds up graph] Yeah, check this out. Now these are the gas prices last year, these are the gas prices this year, and this is what the gas prices will be.
- Female Bank Clerk: [indicating women drawings] And what are those?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, these are gorgeous women with heaving breasts.
- Female Bank Clerk: Why?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought we'd be speaking to a man today, so...
- Mac: Yeah. Is there any way that we could talk to your boss? Because I think he would understand more better.
- Female Bank Clerk: My boss is a woman.
- Mac: Really?
- Dennis Reynolds: Your boss is a woman? Now this is a strange bank.
- Female Bank Clerk: Okay, well, I am definitely rejecting your request for $300,000 to buy gasoline.