Wallace Shawn credited as playing...
Cyrus Rose
- Blair Waldorf: You're still here.
- Cyrus Rose: I sent my driver to dinner because I thought I would be at the party ringing in your birthday.
- Blair Waldorf: You threw in the towel rather easily. I expected a harder fight.
- Cyrus Rose: I'm smart enough to know that getting into a war with Eleanor's daughter is never gonna result in a victory.
- Blair Waldorf: So, you retreated with dignity.
- Cyrus Rose: Who says I gave up?
- Blair Waldorf: Oh my god. You out maneuvered me. You deliberately let me win, counting on the fact that Cyndi Lauper would prey on my emotions.
- Cyrus Rose: I'm a lawyer. I do think a few moves ahead. Some of us can't rely entirely on our looks, you know.
- Blair Waldorf: Well done.
- Cyrus Rose: Not enough!
- Blair Waldorf: Fine. You're a genius. You better be good to my mother, or I'll be coming for you.
- Cyrus Rose: Those are fair terms.
- Blair Waldorf: Now, come upstairs and stand next to me while I tell my mom the whole truth about The Golden Lion. She'll be furious with me. So, I may need an attorney.
- Cyrus Rose: Oh!
- [Cyrus hugs Blair. Blair grimaces, smiles, then shakes her head]
- Blair Waldorf: You're not what I had in mind.
- Cyrus Rose: Well, you're not what I had in mind.