Blake Lively credited as playing...
Serena van der Woodsen
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair, this is your body's way of telling you!
- Chuck Bass: I don't have a romantic bone in my body.
- [glancing down at himself:]
- Chuck Bass: Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some sort of... blockage. Perhaps...
- Serena van der Woodsen: No!
- Chuck Bass: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
- Chuck Bass: I have to make myself presentable. I have a party to attend.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [Serena and Dan are stuck in the elevator] What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
- Dan Humphrey: I'm not getting into this now.
- Serena van der Woodsen: We thought we could avoid dealing with last year, well, this is fate telling us we can't.
- [Dan starts to jump to the top of the elevator]
- Serena van der Woodsen: What are you doing?
- Dan Humphrey: I'm getting out of here.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No, someone's coming, the man said so.
- Dan Humphrey: I think someone always comes to save Serena van der Woodsen.
- Serena van der Woodsen: That's not fair.
- Dan Humphrey: I know it's not, that's the point.
- [Dan grabs ahold of the top of the elevator]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Fine, you know what? Life's not fair because it doesn't fit with the way you, Dan Humphrey, think things should be! But why are you always right?
- Serena van der Woodsen: I forgive you for Georgina.
- Dan Humphrey: And I forgive you... but I dunno.
- Serena van der Woodsen: We keep having the same fight at Bart's brunch a year ago, at the wedding.
- Dan Humphrey: And we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
- Serena van der Woodsen: And now here. I can't change who I am Dan.
- Dan Humphrey: Me neither. So what happens now?
- Serena van der Woodsen: I don't really feel like talking.
- Dan Humphrey: Yeah me neither.
- [Serena rests her head on his shoulder]
- Serena van der Woodsen: [as Japanese air hostess leaves] Who was that?
- Chuck Bass: A whiff of the Far East.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [shakes her head] Sometimes I envy you, the way you just... Ew, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
- Chuck Bass: Relax. Nothing happened with Madame Butterfly.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Yeah, right.
- Chuck Bass: No. Nothing happened. Same as nothing's been happening all week.
- Serena van der Woodsen: What are you talking about? You've had different girls all week.
- [then realizes nature of Chuck's problem]
- Serena van der Woodsen: No.
- Chuck Bass: I will take your incredulity as a compliment.