Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Blair Waldorf: Not that's it's any of your business but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
- Chuck Bass: Is that so?
- [pause]
- Chuck Bass: What names does he call you when you make love?
- [Blair doesn't say anything and Chuck turns her around and grasps her hand]
- Chuck Bass: Where does he put his hand? Does he...
- [whispers seductively in Blair's ear:]
- Chuck Bass: I want you, baby. Won't you come to me?
- [while she's off balance:]
- Chuck Bass: Have sex with me.
- Blair Waldorf: What?
- Chuck Bass: Just once. That's all I need.
- Blair Waldorf: You are disgusting and I hate you!
- Chuck Bass: Then why are you still holding my hand?
- [Blair turns back around]
- Blair Waldorf: I have a party to host.
- [walks off]
- Chuck Bass: So much wasted potential.
- Blair Waldorf: What are you talking about?
- Chuck Bass: The thing that always fascinated me about you. The cool exterior, the fire burning below.
- Blair Waldorf: [contemptuous] You are living proof a person can't buy class.
- Catherine: Blair, have you seen Nate?
- Blair Waldorf: Um, no, it's a blackout.
- Catherine: That girl showed up, they went off somewhere together.
- Blair Waldorf: Honestly, Catherine, so what? If they wanna be together, you can't stop them. Just deal with it.
- Catherine: I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- Blair Waldorf: Hot young guy. Aging beauty enjoying her last hurrah before the surgeries start. It's called a cliché.
- Catherine: Is Marcus everything you could possibly hope for?
- Blair Waldorf: Yes, absolutely.
- Catherine: Really? There's not one thing that's missing? That one thing you tell yourself you can live without? That you'd happily sacrifice for the rest? So, tell you what, you're gonna sacrifice it every day for the rest of your life. Nate makes me feel alive. I'm not gonna give that up.
- Blair Waldorf: [on phone] Duchess, it's me. He's bringing her. And for the record, whatever you're planning with Nate, my bedroom floor is off limits.