Chace Crawford credited as playing...
Nate Archibald
- Vanessa Abrams: You lied to me, and you're sleeping with some Mrs. Robinson. Now in the Upper East Side that might be totally normal, but I didn't sign up for some creepy love triangle with you and someone's mom.
- Nate Archibald: She's giving me money.
- Vanessa Abrams: Well, that's just the capper, isn't it?
- Chuck Bass: [dressed a la Hugh Hefner in silk bathrobe, offers cigarette] Smoke?
- Nate Archibald: No, thanks. It's, uh, a little early for me.
- Chuck Bass: So how can I help, Nathaniel?
- Nate Archibald: About last week, uh, the money? I... I might have... overreacted a little.
- Chuck Bass: A little?
- Nate Archibald: Yeah. And, hey, if you can, I would love to take you up on the offer as a loan.
- Chuck Bass: I thought you were getting the money from somewhere else.
- Nate Archibald: Yeah, but that person, uhm, is asking for a lot.
- Chuck Bass: Well, I'd love to accommodate you, but when you spurned my offer, I sent the money to my financial guys. It's tied up in bonds for six months.
- Nate Archibald: Oh, uh, no, that's cool, I'll just... I'll find another way.
- Chuck Bass: So, uh, seen Blair and Lord Fauntleroy recently?
- Nate Archibald: No. Are you doing okay?
- Chuck Bass: Mm. I confess, I've been feeling a little off my game. But I'm expecting a return to form very soon.
- VDW-Bass Butler: Sir, the flight from Tokyo has landed.
- [followed by raven-haired Japanese stewardess]
- Chuck Bass: So I can see.