Matthew Settle credited as playing...
Rufus Humphrey
- Dan Humphrey: I, uh, I heard your, uh, friend sneak out early this morning.
- Rufus Humphrey: [uncomfortably] Clare, is it?
- Dan Humphrey: Come on. High heels, concrete loft? Not the blueprint for a stealthy getaway.
- Dan Humphrey: [Jenny wears school uniform] Hey. You look great, sweetie. You excited for the big first day?
- Jenny Humphrey: Dad, how, uh, set are you on this whole going-to-school thing?
- Rufus Humphrey: Pretty set. Why?
- Jenny Humphrey: The first day of school is draft day. Blair and her merry band of psychos are gonna be on a tear.
- [Rufus glances at Dan]
- Jenny Humphrey: They categorize girls into two groups: projects and victims. Girls who have the potential to be Blair-ites become projects. And total losers and the girls who have the potential to threaten social order become victims. I was a project last year, and we all know how that turned out.
- [the menfolk just stare dumbly at her]
- Jenny Humphrey: What?
- Rufus Humphrey: Nothing.
- Dan Humphrey: Totally with you.
- [Jenny sighs and walks out]
- Rufus Humphrey: [to Dan] Did you understand any of That?
- Dan Humphrey: I'm so glad I'm not a girl.