Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Serena van der Woodsen: I just hid there, how pathetic is that? No don't answer that.
- Blair Waldorf: Break ups are easy, it's having to see them date someone else that's hard. Why do you think I rub it in Chuck's face every chance I get?
- Serena van der Woodsen: A twisted version of foreplay?
- Blair Waldorf: Ignoring you.
- Blair Waldorf: The point is whoever dates first, wins, and with your ex being Dan Humphrey, you win by default.
- Blair Waldorf: Sure it won't be awkward?
- Lord Marcus: Awkward? How?
- Blair Waldorf: Juggling two women under one roof. You are sleeping with Catherine right? Or do you prefer mom?
- Lord Marcus: I can explain.
- Blair Waldorf: Hooking up with your dad's second wife? I thought my family was twisted, but you people take the cake.
- Lord Marcus: It's only happened a few times and I put a stop to it when I met you.
- Blair Waldorf: I really opened myself up to you.
- Lord Marcus: Look, can't, can't we still...
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, please, I just want to get through this without throwing up in my mouth.
- Blair Waldorf: What did I tell you? I told you to do nothing! What, was that too difficult?
- Vanessa Abrams: I thought I would leave doing nothing to you.
- Blair Waldorf: I was taking care of it!
- Vanessa Abrams: How? By having a romantic lunch with your boyfriend? You know what I think? I think you were so scared of anyone finding out who your boyfriend was screwing, that you were willing to screw Nate. Catherine's husband promised that the Captain would be safe, it's over.
- Blair Waldorf: You know what I think? I think I'd gotten Catherine to agree to pay off the Archibald debts and leave town in exchange for my silence. Nate was about to have his old life back until you went to the Duke. He put them on a plane to London an hour ago. So you're right, it is over for Nate, thanks to you.