Kelly Rutherford credited as playing...
Lily van der Woodsen
- Serena van der Woodsen: What? I'm not doing anything, I thought we were just sharing memories of what a close family we are. I remember this one time, um, when I was eleven, Eric and I wanted a white Christmas, luckily, Mom's husband was a raging coke-head so he left blow everywhere!
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh my god...
- Eric van der Woodsen: It wasn't everywhere, just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Eric, my darling, you are always honest with me. It isn't true, is it?
- Eric van der Woodsen: I know Serena's timing sucked... but she did pretty much raise me all those years.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh...
- Eric van der Woodsen: You just weren't here, you know?
- Lily van der Woodsen: ...I wasn't that bad!
- Eric van der Woodsen: Our ringtone for you was Since U Been Gone. Vanya the doorman used to sign our permission slips from school.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Well, there was a lot going on in my life. And I did the best I could - just like I'm doing now.
- Eric van der Woodsen: But now it's like you want us to go from zero to Brady in sixty seconds. We're not there yet.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh, I know, but I just thought if...
- Eric van der Woodsen: You don't become a family just by telling people you are; you become a family because you wanna be one.