Robert John Burke credited as playing...
Bart Bass
- Serena van der Woodsen: [in outrageous red dress which seems to exist only to entice] Hi, Bart. I missed you at family dinner. Maybe next time.
- Bart Bass: Where do you think you're going? And in that dress?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, the girls and I thought we'd hit up 1 Oak and maybe Bijoux, and I don't know, anywhere we can find some paparazzi.
- [crinkling her nose:]
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm in the mood for a little show tonight.
- [off to the elevator, with Bart slowly following]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I forgot to put on underwear!
- [covers her mouth in mock display]