Blake Lively credited as playing...
Serena van der Woodsen
- Serena van der Woodsen: [in outrageous red dress which seems to exist only to entice] Hi, Bart. I missed you at family dinner. Maybe next time.
- Bart Bass: Where do you think you're going? And in that dress?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, the girls and I thought we'd hit up 1 Oak and maybe Bijoux, and I don't know, anywhere we can find some paparazzi.
- [crinkling her nose:]
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm in the mood for a little show tonight.
- [off to the elevator, with Bart slowly following]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I forgot to put on underwear!
- [covers her mouth in mock display]
- Serena van der Woodsen: What? I'm not doing anything, I thought we were just sharing memories of what a close family we are. I remember this one time, um, when I was eleven, Eric and I wanted a white Christmas, luckily, Mom's husband was a raging coke-head so he left blow everywhere!
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh my god...
- Eric van der Woodsen: It wasn't everywhere, just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Let them discipline the sibling that actually deserves it.
- Blair Waldorf: You mean Chuck?
- [Blair slightly smiles and notices Serena looking at her]
- Blair Waldorf: What?
- Serena van der Woodsen: You smiled.
- Blair Waldorf: No, I didn't! I hate Chuck! Don't make me lose my appetite.
- Chuck Bass: [finds Serena lounging on her bed, keeping curfew] Well, well, look who's playing by the rules, and it's not even a school night.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Eric convinced me. What about you?
- Chuck Bass: I'm on my way out to a house call.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Eww, gross. Well, as long as you're home by one.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [re stepdad] Fine. But as soon as he starts calling the shots, the gloves come off and the nails come out. Oh, I just mixed my metaphors, haven't I?
- Serena van der Woodsen: [easily found by Bart] Ugh. They must have had me chipped while I was sleeping.