Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Chuck Bass: Deal's off.
- Blair Waldorf: What? What are you talking about?
- Chuck Bass: I'm out. I don't know what I was thinking about. Pretending to buy some broken-down bar.
- Blair Waldorf: But you promised to seduce Vanessa, she needs to be destroyed.
- Chuck Bass: She's your problem. Humphrey doesn't warrant this.
- Blair Waldorf: The great Chuck Bass is just gonna give up?
- Chuck Bass: No, no, no, there's no shame if the prize isn't worth it. You do your own dirty work. There's not enough in it for me.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, what if I made it worth it?
- [looks at him seductively]
- Chuck Bass: What are you talking about?
- Blair Waldorf: I think you know.
- Chuck Bass: You're not serious.
- [she nods her head yes]
- Chuck Bass: My, my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
- Blair Waldorf: The question is, Bass, will you?
- Chuck Bass: Aren't you the least bit worried I'll succeed?
- [starts untying Blair's robe]
- Blair Waldorf: Do we have an agreement?
- Chuck Bass: Oh, we have a deal.
- Blair Waldorf: What took you so long?
- Chuck Bass: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
- Penelope: Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey how many times must we tell you? As one of the girls of the steps, you represent Constance royalty.
- Isabel Coates: So it should come as no surprise that many girls before you have gotten the ax when their choices reflected poorly on us.
- Kelsey: I didn't realize.
- [crying]
- Blair Waldorf: That tights are not pants? Honestly?
- Blair Waldorf: Poor Chuck, what is life without a friend to share it? Oh, it looks like you just lost yours to Dan Humphrey.
- Chuck Bass: Who cares? I'd rather talk about who you lost yours to anyway.
- Blair Waldorf: Nuh-uh. Been there, done that. Been decontaminated.
- [smiles]
- Chuck Bass: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
- Blair Waldorf: The answer is never.
- Chuck Bass: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
- Blair Waldorf: Despite whatever vestigal attraction my body may have for you, my brain knows better and yours should too. I gotta go. I've got a disciplinary hearing.
- Chuck Bass: Well, I knew you were trouble, but a hearing? Impressive.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, it's not for me.
- Blair Waldorf: Bet's off.
- Chuck Bass: But the game's not over.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm calling it on account of boredom. You were right, Vanessa's not worth playing with.
- Chuck Bass: Maybe she is, maybe she isn't. Why the sudden change of heart?
- Blair Waldorf: Like I said the whole thing is dull. Pursuing Vanessa is beneath us both.
- Chuck Bass: You think I'm going in for the kill, and you're worried that you're going to have to go through with what you promised.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm not worried... about... that.
- Chuck Bass: Well, then what?
- Blair Waldorf: Then... nothing... just... forget it.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Let them discipline the sibling that actually deserves it.
- Blair Waldorf: You mean Chuck?
- [Blair slightly smiles and notices Serena looking at her]
- Blair Waldorf: What?
- Serena van der Woodsen: You smiled.
- Blair Waldorf: No, I didn't! I hate Chuck! Don't make me lose my appetite.
- Chuck Bass: Waving the white flag are we?
- Blair Waldorf: Not exactly. I have a proposition for you.
- Chuck Bass: I'll say yes.
- Blair Waldorf: That little troll Vanessa is working my last nerve.
- Chuck Bass: Not what I expected.
- Blair Waldorf: And then I realized, this could benefit both of us.
- Chuck Bass: You had me until troll.
- Blair Waldorf: Dan stole your best friend, now you can steal his. Seduce and destroy.
- Chuck Bass: What's in it for me?
- Blair Waldorf: The thrill of the impossible. The only person Vanessa loathes more than me is you. It'll be one for the ages.
- Vanessa Abrams: I can make you help me, ya know.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, it makes jokes too.
- [scoffs]
- Vanessa Abrams: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up but no one knows why.
- [shows picture on her phone of Marcus and Catherine kissing]
- Blair Waldorf: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.
- Vanessa Abrams: [laughs] Blackmail seems to work so well for you, so maybe I'm missing out.
- Blair Waldorf: [Chuck asks what she's doing] Tying up some loose ends, telling Vanessa that she doesn't mean anything to you. We were just playing chess, and she was just another piece you needed to knock over on your way to take the queen. Do you disagree?
- Blair Waldorf: [on her bed] What took you so long?
- Chuck Bass: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.