Ed Westwick credited as playing...
Chuck Bass
- Chuck Bass: Deal's off.
- Blair Waldorf: What? What are you talking about?
- Chuck Bass: I'm out. I don't know what I was thinking about. Pretending to buy some broken-down bar.
- Blair Waldorf: But you promised to seduce Vanessa, she needs to be destroyed.
- Chuck Bass: She's your problem. Humphrey doesn't warrant this.
- Blair Waldorf: The great Chuck Bass is just gonna give up?
- Chuck Bass: No, no, no, there's no shame if the prize isn't worth it. You do your own dirty work. There's not enough in it for me.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, what if I made it worth it?
- [looks at him seductively]
- Chuck Bass: What are you talking about?
- Blair Waldorf: I think you know.
- Chuck Bass: You're not serious.
- [she nods her head yes]
- Chuck Bass: My, my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
- Blair Waldorf: The question is, Bass, will you?
- Chuck Bass: Aren't you the least bit worried I'll succeed?
- [starts untying Blair's robe]
- Blair Waldorf: Do we have an agreement?
- Chuck Bass: Oh, we have a deal.
- Chuck Bass: Humphrey, never a pleasure.
- Dan Humphrey: Oh good we actually agree on something.
- Chuck Bass: Archibald, isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
- Nate Archibald: Hey man let's go.
- [Nate and Dan walk off leaving Chuck behind]
- Blair Waldorf: What took you so long?
- Chuck Bass: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
- Blair Waldorf: Poor Chuck, what is life without a friend to share it? Oh, it looks like you just lost yours to Dan Humphrey.
- Chuck Bass: Who cares? I'd rather talk about who you lost yours to anyway.
- Blair Waldorf: Nuh-uh. Been there, done that. Been decontaminated.
- [smiles]
- Chuck Bass: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
- Blair Waldorf: The answer is never.
- Chuck Bass: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
- Blair Waldorf: Despite whatever vestigal attraction my body may have for you, my brain knows better and yours should too. I gotta go. I've got a disciplinary hearing.
- Chuck Bass: Well, I knew you were trouble, but a hearing? Impressive.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, it's not for me.
- Blair Waldorf: Bet's off.
- Chuck Bass: But the game's not over.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm calling it on account of boredom. You were right, Vanessa's not worth playing with.
- Chuck Bass: Maybe she is, maybe she isn't. Why the sudden change of heart?
- Blair Waldorf: Like I said the whole thing is dull. Pursuing Vanessa is beneath us both.
- Chuck Bass: You think I'm going in for the kill, and you're worried that you're going to have to go through with what you promised.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm not worried... about... that.
- Chuck Bass: Well, then what?
- Blair Waldorf: Then... nothing... just... forget it.
- Chuck Bass: Waving the white flag are we?
- Blair Waldorf: Not exactly. I have a proposition for you.
- Chuck Bass: I'll say yes.
- Blair Waldorf: That little troll Vanessa is working my last nerve.
- Chuck Bass: Not what I expected.
- Blair Waldorf: And then I realized, this could benefit both of us.
- Chuck Bass: You had me until troll.
- Blair Waldorf: Dan stole your best friend, now you can steal his. Seduce and destroy.
- Chuck Bass: What's in it for me?
- Blair Waldorf: The thrill of the impossible. The only person Vanessa loathes more than me is you. It'll be one for the ages.
- Chuck Bass: [finds Serena lounging on her bed, keeping curfew] Well, well, look who's playing by the rules, and it's not even a school night.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Eric convinced me. What about you?
- Chuck Bass: I'm on my way out to a house call.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Eww, gross. Well, as long as you're home by one.
- Blair Waldorf: [on her bed] What took you so long?
- Chuck Bass: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.