Kristen Bell credited as playing...
Gossip Girl
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: Upper East Side beauty laying down the gauntlet for her favorite beast. But be careful, princess, it's gonna take more than a little leg to get this prince to ravish you.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What have we here? Jenny Humphrey caught in her knickers by Nate, her knight in shining Armani.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess.
- [pause]
- Gossip Girl: Or the spell wears off and two lovers realize they're better off as... well, whatever they are.
- [first lines]
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over, while Blair is dreaming about her limousine experience with Chuck:] Every girl fantasizes about finding her Prince Charming. But if that Prince refuses to come...
- Dorota Kishlovsky: [knocks on door, enters] You are late. Time for breakfast.
- Blair Waldorf: I'll be down in a minute. I just have to finish something.
- Gossip Girl: ...a girl has to take matters into her own hands.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: [stern look back] Don't forget, God always watching, Miss Blair.