Taylor Momsen credited as playing...
Jenny Humphrey
- Eleanor Waldorf: You are lucky I don't fire you this minute.
- Jenny Humphrey: Oh, you are lucky that I don't just quit!
- Agnes Andrews: [being fitted] I'm Agnes, by the way. I think we've worked together because I kinda recognize the top of your head.
- Jenny Humphrey: Jenny. And, yeah, because I think I recognize your feet.
- [both chuckle]
- Agnes Andrews: That guy is totally into you.
- Jenny Humphrey: Uh, no, he's not. He thinks of me like a little sister.
- Agnes Andrews: Yeah, a little sister he'd like to do.
- Jenny Humphrey: No, no...
- Agnes Andrews: [laughing] Yeah, yeah, yes, yes!
- Jenny Humphrey: How could you do that to me?
- Nate Archibald: What are you talking about? You're lucky I showed up when I did. That was a bad scene, Jenny.
- Jenny Humphrey: No, it wasn't. Okay, we were dancing around in our underwear, not making a porno.
- Nate Archibald: Not yet, anyway!
- Jenny Humphrey: No, not ever! I would never let myself get in a situation like that, all right? I know what I'm doing!
- Nate Archibald: Look, I know you think you do. But that guy was taking advantage of you.
- Jenny Humphrey: Okay, you are not my father and you are not my brother. So why do you care so much?
- Nate Archibald: Because.
- [and then she realizes her deepest desire had come true, and she kisses him]