Blake Lively credited as playing...
Serena van der Woodsen
- Blair Waldorf: Thank you God so much I won't let you down.
- [looks at the picture of Emma's mom and another guy kissing]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Chuck's seeing if the doorman knows Emma's guy.
- Blair Waldorf: Why? Who cares about him?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair no, this poor little girl's mother's having an affair no wonder she's acting out.
- Blair Waldorf: So this is my golden ticket.
- [refers back to the picture]
- Serena van der Woodsen: You are not blackmailing that woman to get into Yale!
- Blair Waldorf: Serena! Open your eyes, this is a sign from God he wants me to do this.
- Serena van der Woodsen: This family needs help!
- Blair Waldorf: Well no argument there, their even more screwed up than yours.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You look beautiful. Can we go now?
- Blair Waldorf: Patience love. The sooner we get there the sooner the jig is up. I'll go check on the vestal virgin.
- Blair Waldorf: Well you finally did it, made absolutely sure I'm never gonna get into Yale.
- Serena van der Woodsen: What are you talking about?
- Blair Waldorf: Little Emma? Turns out she's less little Holly Hobby and more Jenna Jameson!
- Serena van der Woodsen: Can you speak plainly?
- Blair Waldorf: She's determined to become a woman on my watch and if I don't help pimmp her she's gonna charcter assassinate me to the Dean.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I don't understand I thought she liked ice cream and magic.
- Blair Waldorf: Next time leave the scheming to the experts. What are those?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Pictures from Camp Suisse. Aaron dressed up as Cecil the caterpillar. I bumped into him outside the Palace.
- Blair Waldorf: The guy gave you a ring pop when you were six, move on.
- Serena van der Woodsen: It was licorice and I was eight.
- Blair Waldorf: Ancient unimportant history, focus Serena you got me into this and I'm not losing Yale because that little twarts libido!
- Blair Waldorf: Well, you finally did it! Made absolutely sure that I'm never gonna get into Yale.
- Serena van der Woodsen: What are you talking about?
- Blair Waldorf: Little Emma? Turns out she's less Holly Hobbit and more Jenna Jameson.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Could you speak plainly?
- Blair Waldorf: She's determined to become a woman on my watch, and if I don't help pimp her out, she's gonna character-assassinate me with the dean.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I don't understand. I thought she liked ice cream and magic.