Ed Westwick credited as playing...
Chuck Bass
- Blair Waldorf: Limos and virgins, your specialty.
- Chuck Bass: Just so you know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.
- Blair Waldorf: Emma, open up. Emma I know you're in there.
- [Blair knocking on Serge's apartment door trying to get Emma]
- Emma Boardman: Go away! Serge is in the bathroom and when he gets out, there's gonna be one less virgin around here.
- Chuck Bass: You do have to admire her determination.
- Emma Boardman: I'm not letting Muffy lose hers before me, she beats me in everything.
- Chuck Bass: Tell her to check Gossip Girl.
- Blair Waldorf: Emma, do you have your phone? Check Gossip Girl, it's important.
- Emma Boardman: [picks up her phone] Look I already told you nothing's gonna... what?
- [she opens the door]
- Emma Boardman: It says Muffy's muff gets stuffed! Does that mean...
- Blair Waldorf: That little Muffy took her first steps as a woman, afraid so.
- Emma Boardman: She lost her virginity and her Gossip Girl cherry in the same night? But how did she get on Gossip Girl?
- Chuck Bass: It pays to have connections.
- Blair Waldorf: You! What did you do with her?
- Chuck Bass: Hey! She assaulted me. Demanded I deflower her.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, limos and virgins your specialty.
- Chuck Bass: Just so you know, what are the few things I consider sacred, the back of a limo is one of them.
- [Blair slightly smiles]
- Chuck Bass: [spots pretty young Emma approaching] Well, what do we have here? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chuck...
- Emma Boardman: Bass. Oh, my God. I read about you on Gossip Girl. You're... you're like the devil.
- Chuck Bass: Finally, some truth in advertising. Headed out, are we?
- Emma Boardman: Serena, Blair and I are going to the gala. Hope you're coming.
- Chuck Bass: Well, I'm all for company on a Saturday night, but the only thing I like that aged is my scotch.
- Emma Boardman: What? It's old people? Blair told me it was all hot guys.
- Chuck Bass: Sounds to me like you've been taken for a ride.
- Emma Boardman: Well... how about you taking me for a ride instead?
- Emma Boardman: Wow, a real limo. This is so perfect. By the way, my name is...
- Chuck Bass: Let's not spoil this with you talking.
- Emma Boardman: Fine.
- Gossip Girl: Spotted: Bass taking the bait...
- Emma Boardman: Straight into business then.
- [scoots up close]
- Gossip Girl: ...jailbait, that is.