Aaron Ashmore credited as playing...
Jimmy Olsen
- Jimmy Olsen: You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
- Lois Lane: Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
- Jimmy Olsen: Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
- Lois Lane: [scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.
- Jimmy Olsen: Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
- Lois Lane: Really?
- Jimmy Olsen: Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.
- Lois Lane: Well, take some Ex-Lax and get over it.
- Lois Lane: Mother Goose to Baby Bear. Mother Goose to Baby Bear. Come in, baby bear.
- Jimmy Olsen: I'm getting married. Shouldn't I get bumped up to Papa Bear?
- Jimmy Olsen: I called your phone, and you didn't answer. I-I thought that you were getting your hair coifed or whatever you call it.
- Chloe Sullivan: I made the appointment earlier.
- Jimmy Olsen: I wish you would have told me. I wouldn't have come over if I knew you were still here.
- Chloe Sullivan: Jimmy, it's fine. Calm down.
- Jimmy Olsen: No, you don't get it. This is a... it's a disaster.
- Chloe Sullivan: Maybe it's not so bad. I mean, my garter belt is a little bit temperamental. Maybe it's good luck that you came by.
- Jimmy Olsen: Groom sees the bride before the wedding? It's like... the Hindenburg of disasters. It's worse than black cats and broken mirrors, and all that...
- Chloe Sullivan: Jimmy. Breathe. Look, our love has weathered federal arrests and heart attack-inducing kisses and a freakazoid bout of amnesia. I think that we'll survive this.