Erica Durance: Lois Lane

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Lois Lane

Lois Lane: What are you doing here?
Clark Kent: I heard they had good espresso.
Lois Lane: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark Kent: I've been tracking Chloe down. The question is, how did you get here?
Lois Lane: Feminine Charm.
[Clark scoffs]
Lois Lane: Yes, I do have some.
Clark Kent: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois Lane: Why don't you give your stand up a rest, and do exactly what I tell you, that why we can find Chloe, and stay alive at the same time.

Clark Kent: I'll see you bright and early Monday morning.
[starts to leave room]
Lois Lane: Whoa, whoa, why Monday, what do you mean bright and early?
Clark Kent: Lois, you're the one who gave me the application. You're looking at the newest recruit to the Daily Planet.
Lois Lane: [Lois looks completely stunned] That's great. What made you change your mind?
Clark Kent: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Lois Lane: Good for you. So are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
Clark Kent: No... I'm going to be a little closer to home.
[smiles and glances at a turned over nameplate on the desk opposite Lois']
Clark Kent: Looks like we're going to be neighbors Lane.
[leaves room grinning]
Lois Lane: [turns over nameplate and sees Clark's name] You've got to be kidding me.
[looks annoyed for a moment and then smiles]

Clark Kent: [Lois and Clark walking down a hallway in search of Chloe, Clark doesn't have his powers at this point]
[Lois is carrying a gun]
Clark Kent: You mind not pointing that thing at me?
Lois Lane: God, Clark, I'm not aiming at you.
[Clark looks over, unsure]
Lois Lane: What? I'm not. Besides, it's only your kneecap.
Clark Kent: Well, that makes me feel a lot better.

Clark Kent: [absent-mindedly squeaking his chair] Oh, I'm sorry. Is this bothering you?
Lois Lane: The chair or you in it?

Tess Mercer: You missed a spot.
Lois Lane: Oui, oui, madame.
Tess Mercer: And the floors, they've lost their sheen. You're not getting lazy, are you?
Lois Lane: I didn't realize Lex's secretarial staff could spot a speck of dust from across the room.
Tess Mercer: I'm as much a secretary as you are a French maid. I've been so looking forward to meeting the intrepid reporter Lois Lane. So, you like to play dress-up?
Lois Lane: If you're not a secretary, who are you? Lex's 4:00 p.m. booty call?

Tess Mercer: I realize Mr. Luthor gave you quite a bit of journalistic rope knowing you'd eventually hang yourself. Me, on the other hand, I'm a little less patient.
Lois Lane: I'm not here as a reporter. I'm here to find my cousin, Chloe Sullivan.
Tess Mercer: I doubt she's hiding under the furniture.
Lois Lane: Lex had her arrested by the Department of Domestic Security, but the DDS claims to have no record of her. I want access to Lex's phone records from the day he made the call. I want that agent's name.
Tess Mercer: Mr. Luthor is a firm believer in truth and justice, Ms. Lane. You can rest assured if he had your cousin arrested, she was guilty.
Lois Lane: The only thing Chloe's been guilty of is standing up for what she believes in.