Will Shadley credited as playing...
- Poldark: Where is the file?
- Ian: It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
- Bob Ho: Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.
- Ian: Sorry. I'm new at this.
- Farren: [crying] I know he lied, but he did protect us. This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom, and, Mom, you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.
- Ian: I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farren.
- Gillian: [looks at Nora] I suppose you have something to say, too.
- Nora: I want Bob to be my daddy.
- Ian: You know about fashion?
- Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
- Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.
- Farren: Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.
- Ian: Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.
- Farren: Yeah, but I can hurt you.
- Farren: Bob, this is Larry.
- Larry: Pleased to meet you, sir.
- Bob Ho: Let's get some food.
- Farren: He goes to the university.
- Ian: He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
- Bob Ho: It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.
- Ian: Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?
- Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow!
- Bob Ho: At least you're not shy.
- Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
- Bob Ho: Mission accomplished.
- Ian: Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go.
- Ian: I hate it when old people have feelings.
