Kal Penn credited as playing...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner
- Dr. Chris Taub: [after a patient dies] Did Chase test for the biliary tumor?
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Said it was negative. Said she was stable when he left her. We should've found more time. We should've...
- Dr. Chris Taub: House is gonna kill us.
- Dr. Gregory House: Slowly.
- [Taub and Kutner turn around to see House standing behind them]
- Dr. Gregory House: And painfully. You're not only idiots, you're frauds. Fraudulent idiots. Fraudulent idiotic killers, as it turns out.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [after Kutner tells him about an online business he's running] You're insane with two days to live.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: House is never going to find out.
- Dr. Chris Taub: He will if I tell him, or you cut me in for 30% and I keep your secret safe.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: That's blackmail.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Yes.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [as Emmy is exercising for a test] You okay? Trouble breathing?
- Emmy: No, I feel fine. Why?
- [collapses]
- Dr. Chris Taub: No pulse. This isn't asthma.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What's Cuddy doing in your office?
- Dr. Gregory House: Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: These walls aren't soundproof.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm well aware.
- Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Her gastric bypass procedure could cause...
- Dr. Gregory House: Forget the bypass. Treat her like a fat girl.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Should we treat her like a 60-year-old Asian man too? She's not fat.
- Dr. Gregory House: Not on the outside, but on the inside, she's still tons of fun.