Nick Nicotera credited as playing...
Corporal Benedict
- Lt. Dirk Arnold: Well, look what we have here!
- Lt. Dirk Arnold: I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest.
- [Dirk and Benedict laugh]
- Corporal Benedict: Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday.
- [Benedict laughs, but Dirk gives him a strange look]
- Corporal Benedict: [whispers] Don't you remember I was making that arrangement?
- [Introducing themselves to each other]
- Lt. Dirk Arnold: Lieutenant Dirk Arnold, ROTC
- Corporal Benedict: Corporal Benedict, ROTC
- Van Wilder: Van Wilder, WTF?