Greg Giraldo credited as playing...
Self - Roaster
- Greg Giraldo: Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.
- Greg Giraldo: [to Bob] I read an interview where you referred to yourself as an artist. Are you fucking kidding me? As an artist? You used the phrase "as an artist"? You are a vortex of artistic compromise. Charlie Sheen watches you and feels good about himself.
- Greg Giraldo: Bob, you are a genital wart on the cock of American culture. You're like my 7-year-old son; you think cursing is hilarious and you're not surprised your dick is the same size it was in the first grade.