Lex Lang credited as playing...
Dr. Neo Cortex
- Uka-Uka: Stealing my mojo to power your NVs... that's low, even for you! But why do you keep feeding me cake?
- [another slice gets shoved in his mouth]
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Oh that? I just thought it would be mean. Seriously, you're never going to be able to eat cake again. Imagine that... life without cake!
- Uka-Uka: You fiend!
- Uka-Uka: Cortex! What is the meaning of this? Release me immediatley!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: I used to run this operation, and it's time I did again.
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Yes! Go for it, Dr. Cortex! Eye of the tiger! Hadouken! Paper covers rock... but paper can't stop rocks. IT MAKES NO SENSE!
- [drinks potion]
- Uka-Uka: I will destroy you for this, Cortex! Your life is forfeit!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Oh my... Talk about a 2-dimensional bad guy!
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Yes! I wrote that line earlier!
- Dr. Neo Cortex: Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal! Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously!... Anyhoo, Minions! I stand before you reborn! Renewed! Re-committed to evil! And... I've made up with an old colleague. Join me in welcoming... Nitrus Brio!
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Yes, it is I, N. Brio!... My name sounds like a fetus.
- [shrugs]
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: No doubt you all remember me as the inventor of the Evolvo-Ray!
- Uka-Uka: That was him? I thought Cortex did that.
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Of course it was me! I invented the Evolvo-Ray and the mutigenetic techniques, still used by that treacherous Cortex today! I... was in... the first... GAME!
- [drinks potion]
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Mmm... lovely mutigen! Soo good! And I'm very happy to be back!
- Uka-Uka: Yes, it's been forever since we've done some old-school evil!