Shah Rukh Khan credited as playing...
Don
- Don: My enemies were thinking that I will never come back. There is an ocean of wandering.. I will drown in it only! Now the rest is my story.. which has to be told to the whole world. Recognize me.. See who I am. Coming back.. I am.. Don!
- Don: I thought I should do some good work before leaving, but you people did not give me a chance to change... very sad.
- Don: In our business, when others benefit more from your death than from your life, then you should understand that it's time to move on.
- Don: [after surrendering himself to the Interpol] I want absolute immunity, both here in Malaysia as well as in all the countries where there's an arrest warrant in my name.
- CBI Officer Vishal Malik: Is there a single nation in this world where there ISN'T a warrant in your name. How many would I negotiate with ?
- Don: Wish my mother was here to listen to this. She would be so delighted.
- CBI Officer Vishal Malik: Delighted ? She'd have strangled you with her bare hands.
- Don: I am afraid you don't know my mother, Mr. Malik.
- CBI Officer Vishal Malik: Look Don, if you don't co-operate, there's already a death sentence for you. At best, I can have that reduced to a life sentence.
- Don: In exchange for all the information about my suppliers and other business contacts, this seems to be a very light relaxation, Mr. Malik. Isn't there anything more tempting ? You know, make me an offer I can't refuse.
- CBI Officer Vishal Malik: Well, if you don't wish to co-operate at all, even jail term would be out of contention for you.
- Don: In that case Mr. Malik, I'd rather stay in jail for the time being.
- Don - Special Appearance: Congrats on your new cell phone Diwan. Inside this phone is a video clip which I am sure you'll find very intriguing. And make sure you watch it in private, it might be a bit embarrassing too.
- J.K. Diwan: [Watching his clip of dealing with Singhania and answering Don's call back] What the hell ?
- Don - Special Appearance: Apart from this clip I also happen to have a transaction slip detailing 1 million euros wired to Singhania's Swiss Bank account.
- J.K. Diwan: I don't know anybody named Singhania...
- Don - Special Appearance: [Interrupting Diwan] Signed by YOU. Now, you're very fortunate that I am very kind hearted. So why don't you come outside, there's a car waiting for you, in case you don't want to go to jail.
- J.K. Diwan: [Walking out of the building and entering Don's car] Who the hell are you ?
- Don - Special Appearance: Hi
- [Smiling at Diwan and removing his latex mask to reveal himself as Shahrukh Khan]
- Don - Special Appearance: .
- J.K. Diwan: [In a state of horror] Don ?
- Don: [Smiling slyly] No autographs please.
- J.K. Diwan: [In Don's car after listening to his scheme] What ? Do you realise what you're asking for !
- Don: Of course I do. Just get me details of the insides of printing press and you're free.
- J.K. Diwan: Listen, if this is about money, tell me the amount, you'll have it, I'll sign the cheques myself.
- Don: Do you and Kohl wish to spend the rest of your lives in jail. And by the way Diwan, you've 48 hours. Tick tock, tick tock.