Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Frank Reynolds
- Dee Reynolds: What the shit is this?
- Charlie Kelly: Uh, Cheech over here bought himself a bong.
- Frank Reynolds: [taking a massive bong rip] Holy shit Deandra, this is wacky. I want you to go download me a hoagie off the internet.
- Dee Reynolds: I'm sorry? Those words don't make any s- sense... Oh God, you guys... Oh, weird, I feel weird.
- Mac: Rip another one, bro.
- Charlie Kelly: Yeah, say something else stupid too.
- Dee Reynolds: My arm's kinda numb. Dennis, can you feel my head? Is it hot, am I hot?
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not touching you.
- Dee Reynolds: I'm serious you guys, something's not right. I...
- Frank Reynolds: You think there's bitches in the bar?
- Mac: What?
- Frank Reynolds: Bitches in the bar.
- Dee Reynolds: I feel like... I'm being really serious you guys, I need some help...
- [faints]
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh God, what is her problem?
- Charlie Kelly: I don't know.
- [cue title "Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack"]
- Charlie Kelly: [Frank is downing a bunch of pills with beer] What are you doing?
- Frank Reynolds: I'm taking 'em because I can't sift through the duds. I gotta take 'em all because I gotta get healthy really fast.