Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, I don't want to hurt people.
- Homer Simpson: Very well. I guess you don't need this big girl book.
- Lisa Simpson: I'm a big girl!
- Homer Simpson: Ooh, lamb kebab!
- [he eats the kebab]
- Homer Simpson: Ooh, chicken kebab!
- [he eats it, as well]
- Homer Simpson: [grabbing a lit fire juggling stick] Ooh, fire kebab!
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, no!
- Bart Simpson: [cutting in front of Lisa] Dad, yes!
- Marge Simpson: Here, Homer. Have some beets. I boiled all the red out of them.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, I can still taste undercurrents of pink.
- Lisa Simpson: Here, dad. Maybe this will help.
- Homer Simpson: It feels like food, but it has no flavor whatsoever! What is it?
- Lisa Simpson: Mac and cheese from the school cafeteria. The blandest food known to man.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, if I join a clique, I'd become someone I hate.
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, our country was founded by a clique, the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
- Lisa Simpson: Those are good examples.