Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Chief Wiggum • Moe Szyslak • Duffman • King Julio of Spain • Crabby
- King Julio: [Upon seeing a burning ship heading towards him] Normally I love to see flaming dreamboats heading my way, but not like this, baby! Not like this!
- Selma Bouvier: [as Elizabeth I] I don't need a man, for I have England.
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, I need some bribe money.
- Chief Wiggum: Well, don't say it so loud.
- Marge Simpson: All I have is some dry cleaner coupons.
- Chief Wiggum: Deal.
- [Takes coupons and lets Homer go]
- Homer Simpson: Thanks, Marge. But remember, there's still the civil lawsuit.
- Lenny: There's something in our house.
- Moe Szyslak: Let's put a pick axe in its brain!
- Lenny: You're in marketing. Why do you even have a pick axe?
- Moe Szyslak: If you were in marketing, you'd know.
- Chazz: Mel is like the son Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud always wanted but never had, but, oh, how they tried!