Pamela Hayden credited as playing...
Milhouse Van Houten
- Milhouse: I like your witch costume, Lisa.
- Lisa Simpson: I'm not a witch, I'm a Wiccan. Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful, they call her a witch?
- [Muted trombone vocalizes]
- Lisa Simpson: You said something, mom?
- Marge Simpson: No, I was just practicing my trombone.
- Milhouse: Every Halloween, the Grand Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give candy to all the good boys and girls.
- Bart Simpson: For the last time, Milhouse, I just said that to mess with you. The Grand Pumpkin isn't real!
- Milhouse: I apreciate you testing my faith, but it's not necessary.
- Milhouse: [from "It's a Grand Pumpkin, Millhouse"] You've all come to wait for the Grand Pumpkin with me! Who wants to sing Pumpkin carols?
- Nelson Muntz: I've got a Pumpkin carol for you.
- Nelson Muntz: [singing, to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] You are such a stupid moron. / It makes people want to punch you. / The Grand Pumpkin's super ga-aaaa-ay!
- Nelson Muntz: [ends singing with his bullying skills to Milhouse] Punch, punch, punch-punch. / Wedgie!