Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Milhouse: I like your witch costume, Lisa.
- Lisa Simpson: I'm not a witch, I'm a Wiccan. Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful, they call her a witch?
- [Muted trombone vocalizes]
- Lisa Simpson: You said something, mom?
- Marge Simpson: No, I was just practicing my trombone.
- Bart Simpson: [from "Untitled Transformers Parody"] Hey, Lis. I think I see one with your name on it.
- Lisa Simpson: Well, it can't possibly top your present last year: a box full of your burps.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, that reminds me. Here's your stocking stuffer.
- [Bart burps into Lisa's stocking]
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, what's happening?
- Lisa Simpson: If I were to guess, I'd say two alien races who have been fighting for centuries have chosen our planet to fight their final battle.
- Homer Simpson: It is a good planet to settle things.