Dustin Ingram credited as playing...
Tobe Hulbert
- Monica Velour: Pinch a little; don't twist! Ya ain't changing channels!
- Tobe Hulbert: I'm sorry.
- Monica Velour: No, don't press on it. More like you're paintin' a house...
- Tobe Hulbert: [slightly muffled] Is this good?
- Monica Velour: There you go...
- Monica Velour: How old are you? 18? 19?
- Tobe Hulbert: 18.
- Monica Velour: You know how old I am? I could have had you.
- Tobe Hulbert: [to a stripper at The Petting Zoo] What's your name, anyway?
- Snickers: Snickers.
- Tobe Hulbert: Your parents gave you a dog's name?
- Snickers: No! A candy bar...
- Tobe Hulbert: I guess it's better than Payday... or Crackle.