Steve Whitmire credited as playing...
Kermit the Frog • Rizzo the Rat • Statler • Beaker
- Miss Piggy: How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?
- Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you have to be patient.
- Miss Piggy: Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.
- Michael Bloomberg: Yes, Miss Piggy?
- Miss Piggy: Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.
- Michael Bloomberg: Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.
- Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?
- Miss Piggy: Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, thank you, Piggy.
- Miss Piggy: And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!
- Pepe the Prawn: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.
- Rizzo the Rat: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.