Bruce Campbell credited as playing...
Sam Axe
- Claude Laurent: [hands out a document to Michael] I have this, too. It's from the inter-American court of human rights. We use it to make him come back to Haiti and stand trial. Duman was an official in Haiti. Veronique spoke out against him. He had her put in prison, and then he had her killed.
- Sam Axe: [while holding a big fish] Uh, Mr. Laurent, this is not gonna work in an American court.
- Claude Laurent: Who - who is this man with the fish?
- [Sam interrupts Lane and Harris during a stakeout]
- Sam Axe: Wow, she looks dangerous.
- Agent Harris: Cute, Sam. You know you're interfering with a Federal investigation?
- Sam Axe: What is she, like, eighty? Did she steal somebody's dentures?
- Agent Lane: It's a racketeering case. Biggest drug-smuggling family in South Florida.
- Sam Axe: Oh... is she the boss?
- Agent Lane: [embarrassed] Boss's grandmother.
- Sam Axe: [laughs] Oh, boy. You'd better check the film speed in that camera, because at the rate she's moving, you don't want to miss a thing.