Chris Cox credited as playing...
Waiter • Passerby • Crowd
- Peter Griffin: [at a 1950s-themed diner, a waiter removes "Surfin' Bird" from the jukebox] Hey, what's the big idea?
- Waiter: This song's from the 1960s. It shouldn't be in this jukebox.
- Peter Griffin: [before the waiter can throw it away] W-Wait, can I have that record? I love that song. I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
- Waiter: I don't know. Let's see what your daughter looks like.
- Peter Griffin: She's, uh...
- [glancing at Meg, he then points to a hotter-looking girl at the counter]
- Peter Griffin: ...right there.
- Waiter: Okay, I'll do her. But can you tell her to cry and beg me to stop?
- Peter Griffin: [taking the record] I think that can be arranged.