Vin Diesel credited as playing...
Xander Cage
- Augustus Gibbons: Let me simplify it for you. Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you do it.
- Xander Cage: I could definitely make that work.
- Xander Cage: [Upon seeing Darius Stone arrive in Xander's long-lost 1967 Pontiac GTO musclecar] That's a hell of a car!
- Darius Stone: Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it. He said I'd know why when I need to know why. Now I know why.
- Xander Cage: It's exactly the way I left it.
- Darius Stone: I took it on a date or two.
- Xander Cage: [laughs, with a wink]
- Jane Marke: Your country needs you, Mr. Cage. The Triple-X program needs you. It's time to be a patriot.
- Xander Cage: By whose definition? The last time I was patriotic, I got three strikes. And there was only one man who believed in the underdog. Patriotism is dead. There's only rebels and tyrants now.
- Jane Marke: So, which are you?
- Xander Cage: I'm Triple-X.
- Xander Cage: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?
- Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.
- Jane Marke: Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons. She'll handle support for the operation.
- Becky Clearidge: And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support. What are you? Like 220? 230? Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.
- Xander Cage: Oh, come on.
- Becky Clearidge: I'm kidding. It's not like I have a safe word, or anything. It's "kumquat." Never really think about it. Kumquat.
- Xiang: I'm in this hospital bed. I'm barely conscious. Delirious. Drowning in my own blood. And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day. Today's the day you die."
- Xander Cage: I'm touched.
- Xiang: Then a man comes along, tells me a story about a drought in California. About skateboards and swimming pools. About a man named Xander Cage.
- Adele Wolff: [on ear-piece] Oh, shit. He's Triple-X.
- Xander Cage: I heard he was dead.
- Serena Unger: Is he?
- Xiang: We are all Triple-X. We just have different agendas. She wants to destroy it. I'm gonna use it. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.
- Paul Donovan: What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
- Xander Cage: No. I just finally figured out that math problem.
- [Xander pushes Donovan through a hole in the hull of the plane]
- Xander Cage: It's gonna take two flushes.
- Paul Donovan: Yo, asshole. We gonna have a problem?
- Xander Cage: Oh, no problem. How was your trip? I'm just doing the math.
- Paul Donovan: Oh, yeah? What math?
- Xander Cage: Air velocity divided by distance. So, when I stuff you down the toilet, search and rescue will know where to find you between China and North Korea.
- Paul Donovan: Keep talking, little man.
- Xander Cage: Hold that thought, G.I. Joe.