James Earl Jones credited as playing...
Ruben (Video store owner)
- Henry Altmann: [holds a Samsung camcorder] How do I get it to work?
- Ruben: F... F... F... F... first, you have to charge the b... b... b...
- Henry Altmann: Batteries? How long will that take?
- Ruben: F... F... F... F... Four hours.
- Henry Altmann: Does the world hate me?... Do you have one that's ready to go right now?
- Ruben: [looks at the shelf] The F... F... F... F... Fujitsu . or the F... F... F... F... Fuji...
- Henry Altmann: Which one do you recommend, the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu or the F... F... F... F... Fuji?
- Ruben: F... F... F... F... Fuck you!
- [beat]
- Henry Altmann: Bravo!
- [Henry enters a tech shop]
- Henry Altmann: I need a camcorder! And I need one quick!
- [Ruben gets up slowly]
- Ruben: W... w... w... w... what type are you interested?
- Henry Altmann: Oh, it doesn't matter! Just one of those!
- [points at a shelf]
- Henry Altmann: That one, right there!
- Ruben: The P... P... P... P... Panasonic, or the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu?
- Henry Altmann: [points again] No, THAT one!
- Ruben: Oh, the Samsung?
- Henry Altmann: Yeah, the Samsung! I'll take it!
- Ruben: W... w... w... w... warranty?
- Henry Altmann: No, definitely not.