Shannon McCormick credited as playing...
Washington
- Pvt. Dick Simmons: The other Freelancers never gave orders, they just offered to trade favors.
- Agent Washington: Okay, then let's bargain. What do you want?
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: [conferencing] Three words guys:...
- Sarge: New base...
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: ...gold-plated vagina.
- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Shut up.
- Sarge: Lasers.
- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Always with that.
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Nudie mags.
- Sarge: Robots and lasers. Lasers, and robots.
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Milkshake.
- Sarge: All right, we talked about it, and we figured out what we want.
- Agent Washington: All right, let's have it.
- Sarge: We want you to demote Grif.
- Agent Washington: Done.
- Pvt. Dexter Grif: *What?*
- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Another wasted opportunity.
- Agent Washington: Congratulations. You are now *Private* Grif again.
- Sarge: Got anything lower?
- Agent Washington: Private, *Junior* Grif?
- Sarge: I was thinkin' something with an insulting adjective, or... maybe a demeaning adverb...
- Agent Washington: How about Minor *Junior* Private Grif, negative first class?
- Sarge: Heh heh, I like the way you think.
- Mnr. Jr. Pvt. Dexter Grif, -1st Class: You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me, right?
- Sarge: Hey, if we do get killed at least we'll go out on a high note. Well, everybody but you. That's to be expected; you haven't had a high note in five years! Why break the goddamn streak?
- Agent Washington: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Not my fault. Someone built a wall in my way.
- Agent Washington: Don't let her get away!
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: Hey Caboose, she's on our team and you should help her.
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Ok.
- [accidentally shoots her]
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Uh. She got in the way while I was trying to help her.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: We're good.
- Agent Washington: Apparently Command already has a shortcut on their keyboard for recording all Caboose's team kills.
- Agent Washington: You have got to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met.
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Your face is immature.
- Agent Washington: And they can bring down the one responsible for what was done to Alpha... and to me and to my friends. They can take down the Director.
- Agent South Dakota: What are you gonna do Wash? Shoot m...
- Agent Washington: [shoots South] Yes.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: Dude, you are one cold motherfucker.
- Agent Washington: They said we could use this base if we want.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: [Sarcastically] Wow. An empty concrete base? Is it our birth-day?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: I want cake.