Damian Maffei credited as playing...
James
- James: This is crazy! We're in a boat that can't float, talkin' to some dead clown who's givin' us psychedelic nostalgia mumbo-jumbo bullshit!
- The Carny: This is a pitching game! You have played the great American sport, haven't you?
- James: Actually, I have, and I'm pretty good at it.
- The Carny: Well, you're old enough now not to listen when a guy talks about himself like that, aren't you, sweetie?
- Kristy: I don't fall for anything you say about yourself.
- The Carny: Well, I'm not a man. Not anymore, anyway, but thank you very much... for rubbin' it in. I'm sorry I don't have salt to pour in my lonely wounds.