Jonah Hill credited as playing...
Leo Koenig
- Leo: I just came back from the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. He's, like, older than my dad. They should start calling him Harold Potter. And that Hermione had some big ole tit-tays!
- Leo: I wanna put my eyeglasses on your asshole so it looks like you're blowing me when I fuck you in the ass, you *jerk*.
- Leo: If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're gonna get a million hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius.
- Ira Wright: Why don't you just call it, like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.