Derek Basco credited as playing...
Actor Zuko
- Zuko: They make me look totally stiff and humourless.
- Katara: [amusingly] Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
- Zuko: [offended] How could you say that?
- Actor Iroh: Let's forget about the Avatar and get massages.
- Actor Zuko: [furiously] HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
- [Katara smiles smugly at Zuko, who slumps in defeat]
- Actor Zuko: Azula, my sister, what are you doing here?
- Actress Azula: You caught me. Wait, what's that? I think it's your honour.
- Actor Zuko: Where?
- [Actress Azula disappears through a hidden stage door]
- Actress Katara: She escaped, but how?
- Actress Azula: Well, my brother, what's it going to be? Your nation or a life of treachery?
- Actor Iroh: Choose treachery.
- [winks at the audience]
- Actor Iroh: It's more fun.
- [Actor Zuko turns and walks to Actor Iroh]
- Actress Azula: No way!
- [Actor Zuko shoves Actor Iroh to the floor and then walks back to Actress Azula]
- Actor Zuko: I hate you, Uncle! You smell, and I hate you for all time!
- [he leaves with Actress Azula; an Earth Kingdom banner lands on Actor Iroh]
- Katara: [to Zuko] You didn't really say that, did you?
- Zuko: [regretfully] I might as well have.
- Actress Katara: I have to admit, Prince Zuko, I really find you attractive.
- Actor Zuko: [sits on a rock with his arms crossed] You don't have to make fun of me.
- Actress Katara: [sits down next to him; seductively] But I mean it. I've had eyes for you since the day you first captured me.
- [Katara and Zuko glance uncomfortably at each other and slide further apart; Aang frowns]
- Actor Zuko: But I thought you were the Avatar's girl!
- [Aang nods earnestly]
- Actress Katara: [giggles] The Avatar? Why, he's like a little brother to me! I certainly don't think of him in a romantic way. Besides, how could he ever find out about... this?
- [they kiss]