Mae Whitman credited as playing...
Katara
- Zuko: They make me look totally stiff and humourless.
- Katara: [amusingly] Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
- Zuko: [offended] How could you say that?
- Actor Iroh: Let's forget about the Avatar and get massages.
- Actor Zuko: [furiously] HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
- [Katara smiles smugly at Zuko, who slumps in defeat]
- Actress Azula: Well, my brother, what's it going to be? Your nation or a life of treachery?
- Actor Iroh: Choose treachery.
- [winks at the audience]
- Actor Iroh: It's more fun.
- [Actor Zuko turns and walks to Actor Iroh]
- Actress Azula: No way!
- [Actor Zuko shoves Actor Iroh to the floor and then walks back to Actress Azula]
- Actor Zuko: I hate you, Uncle! You smell, and I hate you for all time!
- [he leaves with Actress Azula; an Earth Kingdom banner lands on Actor Iroh]
- Katara: [to Zuko] You didn't really say that, did you?
- Zuko: [regretfully] I might as well have.
- Aang: We kissed at the invasion, and I thought we were gonna be together, but we're not.
- Katara: Aang... I don't know.
- Aang: *Why* don't you know?
- Katara: Because we're in the middle of a war, and we have other things to worry about. This isn't the right time.
- Aang: Well, when *is* the right time?
- Katara: Aang, I'm sorry, but right now I'm just a little confused.
- [Aang kisses Katara]
- Katara: I just said I was confused! I'm going inside.
- [Katara leaves]
- Aang: [groans] I'm such an idiot!
- Toph Beifong: Wait a minute, I sound like... a *guy*. A really buff guy.
- Katara: Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth. It hurts, doesn't it?
- Toph Beifong: Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have cast it any other way!
- [giggles]
- Toph Beifong: At least it's not a flying bald lady.
- [Aang frowns]
- Sokka: [excitedly] You guys are not going to believe this! There's a play about us.
- Suki: We were just in town, and we found this poster.
- [Sokka pulls out the poster from behind his back and unrolls it for everyone to see]
- Katara: What? How is that possible?
- Sokka: Listen to this. "The Boy in the Iceberg is a new production from acclaimed playwright Poo Wong Tim, who scoured the globe, gathering information on the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. His sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."
- Suki: [leans in to read] "Brought to you by the critically acclaimed Ember Island Players."
- Zuko: Ugh! My mother used to take us to see them. They butchered Love Amongst the Dragons every year.
- Katara: Sokka, do you really think it's a good idea for us to attend a play about ourselves?
- Sokka: Come on! A day at the theatre? This is the kind of wacky, time-wasting nonsense I've been missing!
- Actress Katara: Every day, the world awaits a beacon to guide us, yet none appears. Still, we cannot give up hope, for hope is all we have, and we must never relinquish it, even... even to our dying breath.
- Katara: [not amused] Well, that's just silly. I don't sound like that.
- Toph Beifong: [giggles] Oh, man, this writer's a genius!
- Toph Beifong: Why are we sitting in the nosebleed section? My feet can't see a thing from up here.
- Katara: Don't worry. I'll tell your feet what's happening.
