David Rudman credited as playing...
Scooter • Janice • Miss Poogy • Wayne
- Miss Poogy: Sorry, Miss Piggy. But you've been replaced... Permanently!
- Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah?
- Miss Poogy: Yeah!
- Miss Piggy: I don't think so... sister!
- Miss Poogy: Who are you calling 'sister', sister?
- Miss Piggy: Oh, look! An omelette station.
- Miss Poogy: Where?
- Miss Piggy: HIYA! There's only room for one Miss Piggy. And that's moi.
- Miss Poogy: Yeah? Well, you ain't seen the last of me. I'll be back.
- Miss Piggy: Yesh, yeah, ever heard of mouthwash?
- Miss Poogy: Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? Next show starts in thirty seconds. We hired you and we can fire you, so get your butt in here, now!
- Fozzie Bear: [to Kermit about them] They terrify me. Let's go.
- Jack Black: [sings reluctantly while still tied up] Mahna mahna.
- Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Do-doo, do-doo doo
- Selena Gomez: [sings] Mahna mahna
- Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Do-doo, doo-doo...
- Miss Poogy: Hey Richman! We had a deal!
- Janooce: Yeah, for reallies!
- Fozzie Moopet: Yeah, you owe us money, man. What the wocka!
- [Fozzie and The Moopets are singing to the tune of "Rainbow Connection"]
- Fozzie Bear: Why are there such great deals on our hotel rooms? Free parking for cars, not RVs.
- The Moopets, Miss Poogy: Not RVs.
- Fozzie Bear: Our wedding chapel is twenty-four hours. No marriage certificate is needed.
- Fozzie Bear: No marriage certificate is needed.
- The Moopets, Miss Poogy: No marriage certificate is needed.
- The Moopets, Miss Poogy: We're glad you found it, Pechoolo Casino. The owners.
- The Moopets, Miss Poogy: The Moopets.
- Fozzie Bear, The Moopets, Miss Poogy: And me.
- Fozzie Bear: Cha-cha-cha! Thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.