Matt Besser credited as playing...
Vendor
- Lily Aldrin: Painting for sale! $500! Lifelong dream hanging in the balance! It's like they don't even see us.
- Vendor: Yeah, we're dirt to them. What do you need money for?
- Lily Aldrin: Oh, I'm trying to fix the hardwood floors in my new apartment. You?
- Vendor: Heroin.
- Lily Aldrin: Oh. Do you like heroin?
- Vendor: Love it. In fact, if you sell that, I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.
- Lily Aldrin: Thanks for your honesty, Crazy Sock Guy.