Jane Lynch credited as playing...
Dr. Linda Freeman
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Look, Charlie. I've got my next patient waiting. If you like, we can make a weekly appointment and really explore these issues. In fact, twice a week might not be over-doing it.
- Charlie Harper: No, thanks. I prefer to deal with my demons as they escape.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: All right.
- Charlie Harper: So, what do I owe you ?
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Well, I get $200 an hour, you were here for 5 minutes, so, why don't we just round it off and say $200.
- Charlie Harper: Man, even hookers pro-rate.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Hookers don't have to listen to you, Charlie.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: I've got five minutes before my next patient, so, why don't you just give me the headlines.
- Charlie Harper: All right. I'm seein' a woman.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: That's not a headline, Charlie. That's the name of the paper.
- Charlie Harper: I know, I know, but... But she's different from the type of woman I usually go out with.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Different how?
- Charlie Harper: Well, she's a little older.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Well, you couldn't really go younger without having to register with the authorities.
- Charlie Harper: I mean, she's older than me.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Oh. We have our headline.
- Charlie Harper: And I'm confused because I have really strong feelings towards her.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Do you find her attractive?
- Charlie Harper: Yeah, she's gorgeous!
- Dr. Linda Freeman: How's the sex?
- Charlie Harper: We haven't had sex yet.
- Dr. Linda Freeman: Hold the presses! We have a new headline.
- Charlie Harper: Do I have to pay extra for the sarcasm?
- Dr. Linda Freeman: No, it's a flat rate.