Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson credited as playing...
Calvin
- Calvin: Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
- Will: She's not out of my league.
- Calvin: Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
- Enchanted Princess: [singing] My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms...
- Calvin: [singing] Actually you landed on my balls!