Kevin McKidd credited as playing...
Lord MacGuffin • Young MacGuffin
- Young MacGuffin: [in a thick Doric accent] It's jist nae fair makin us ficht for the hand o the quine that disnae want any bit o it. Ken?
- [everyone else looks confused]
- Lord Macintosh: At least we have hair!
- Lord MacGuffin: And all of our teeth!
- Young MacGuffin: If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken.
- Lord Macintosh: And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll!
- Lord Dingwall: You want a laugh, eh?
- Lord Dingwall: [turns to son]
- Lord Dingwall: Wee Dingwall!
- Young Dingwall: [Attacks Lord Macintosh]
- Lord MacGuffin: Well, that settles it. Let these lads try and win her heart before they win her hand. If they can.