Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- [Dean is undercover at a high school, posing as a gym teacher]
- Dean Winchester: Today, you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, and cunning. A game with one simple rule:
- [Dean picks up a red gym ball]
- Dean Winchester: Dodge.
- [Dean pegs a student in the stomach at close range, knocking him to the floor]
- Dean Winchester: Sorry
- Kid in Gym Class: Uh, substitute Coach Roth?
- Dean Winchester: Yes?
- Kid in Gym Class: Miss Budroll never let us play dodgeball.
- Dean Winchester: Well, Miss. B's in Massachusetts getting married, so we're playing.
- Kid in Gym Class: She says it's dangerous!
- Dean Winchester: [Dean blows his whistle] Take a lap!
- Dean Winchester: we'd really like to pay our respects, Mr. MacGregor. would you mind telling us where Dirk was burried?
- Dirk MacGregor, Sr.: oh, he wasn't. i had him cremated.
- Dean Winchester: all of him?