The Maltese Coma
I get the feeling that some people had the idea: "Let's make a movie about Malta" ... and that's as far as they got.
There is no real story here. Girl meets boy. Sparks don't fly. Contrivance follows. They get together.
There are some nice beauty shots of Malta. But the movie clearly wasn't filmed anywhere close. Most shots look like somebody's neighborhood in upstate New York.
Production values are very limited. A new low in cheap is reached by having a character talk to her phone, instead of showing any action.
Can't comment on the acting. The script is so anemic that most instruction manuals are more exciting. Not much to work with there!
Your average Hallmark movie looks like Gone With the Wind compared to this snoozer. Get a travel video about Malta instead.
There is no real story here. Girl meets boy. Sparks don't fly. Contrivance follows. They get together.
There are some nice beauty shots of Malta. But the movie clearly wasn't filmed anywhere close. Most shots look like somebody's neighborhood in upstate New York.
Production values are very limited. A new low in cheap is reached by having a character talk to her phone, instead of showing any action.
Can't comment on the acting. The script is so anemic that most instruction manuals are more exciting. Not much to work with there!
Your average Hallmark movie looks like Gone With the Wind compared to this snoozer. Get a travel video about Malta instead.
- srlucado-imdb
- Jul 24, 2022