James Rolfe credited as playing...
The Angry Video Game Nerd • The Angry Nintendo Nerd • Self • Shit Pickle • Board James • Commercial Punk • Freddy Krueger • Jason Voorhees • Nerd's Clone #1 • Nerd's Clone #2 • Nerd's Clone #3 • The Angry Movie Nerd • Alien Wall Mouths • Angry Video Game Nerd • Bimmy • Demon • Farmer • Gomez Addams • Granny • Guy on TV • Jaguar CD Shit • Lurch • Morticia Addams • Nerd Farms Narrator • Pugsley Addams • Raoul Duke • Rex Viper Rigs • Rex Viper Riiiiiiigs • Shitpickle • Super Mecha Death Christ • The Bullshit Man • The Nerdy Turd • Thing • Uncle Fester • Voice of R.O.B. • Wednesday Addams • Young Nerd
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: It fuckin' sucks, it suckin' fucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: [playing Friday the 13th] That's what's awesome about this game: it's logic free. Logic is for pussies!
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Cowabunga?
- [as one word]
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!