Zachary Levi credited as playing...
- Theodore: You mean, you don't stay with us at school?
- Toby: No, no, no, no, no, I've done my time. Thank you very much.
- Alvin: There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
- [screams]
- Toby: That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.
- Alvin: Why would anyone want to wake up early?
- Toby: [singing] Ever since I met you, I wanted to be your guy...
- Toby: But as you probably noticed, I'm pathologically shy,
- Toby: And standing on this stage right now I think I'd rather die,
- Toby: So I'm just going to start by saying "... hi..."
- Toby: What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.
- Simon: Is that why you still live with your grandma?
- Alvin: And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"
- Theodore: And go
- [imitating video game]
- Theodore: pew pew pew all day?
- Toby: You guys should ask someone who isn't me.